this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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