I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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