Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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