It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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