I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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