I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
