We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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