I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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