My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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