we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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