I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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