The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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