Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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