yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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