This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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