i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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