Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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