Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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