so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You don't make any sense
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