____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.