The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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