He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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