So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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