I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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