So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Alive.
So much puke
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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