Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think my tv is drunk
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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