I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.