Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.