After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.