she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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