It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
