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the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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