You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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