why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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