So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
So apparently I’m into choking now
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