your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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