Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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