I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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