Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
This house was built for laser tag.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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