Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Randomize