I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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