so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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