I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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