And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
