Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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