we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So much Jack, so little girl.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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