just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I love having hate sex.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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