I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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