He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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