your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
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Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
what food is Colorado known for?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..