there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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