I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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