whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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