My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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