Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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